translation ki wajah se fail hogya

Santa english me fail hogya translation ki wajah se..

1.) mein ek aam admi hu.
I am a mango man.

2.)mujhe English aati hai.
english comes to me.

3.) mera talluq haripur hazara se hai.
i belong to green pur thousanda.

4.) sadak par goliya chal rahi hai.
tablets are walking on the road...