aap samajdar nikle

1 shehar me train se 100 logo ka
accident ho gaya
1 pappu hi bach gaya
.
Reporter ne us se pucha -
ye sab kese hua?
.
Pappu - announcment huva shatabdi
express platform pe aa rahi hai
To sab ghabra kar platform se

kudkar patri pe aa gaye
.
Reporter - toh aap samajdar nikle jo patri pe nahi utre
.
Pappu - ji nahi, me suicide karne
aaya tha announcment sun kar
patri se hat kar platform pe aake let
gaya