gala baith gaya tha kya....??

Ek ladka TRAIN me chadne laga
Akashwani hui:
"Isme mat chad
ye patri se utar jayegi"
.
PLANE me chadne laga Aawaj aayi "Ye
crash ho jayega"
.
BUS me aawaj aayi
"Ye khai me gir jayegi"
.
Ladka gusse se-"Kaun hai...?"

Aawaz aai-"GOD" .

Ladka-"Engineering me jab admission
le raha tha, tab
tumhara gala baith gaya tha
kya....???