namk le k aa

3 kamchor mil k khana kha rhe the, k namk kam lga,
1bola"jo pehle bole ga wo namk laye ga.
Sb bethe rhe.
na koi bola,
na khaya,

3din ese he guzr gye,
3nu behosh hogye.
Logo ne murda samj kr janaza prhaya.
jb pehle wale ko qabar me utarne lge to
wo bola
"oy mai zinda hu"
Baki 2no bole"chal putr namk le k aa

Student's Life is Like English Movies

School = Jurassic Park.. :)

Principal = King Kong.. :P

Vice Principle = Hulk.. :O

Teachers = Aliens.. =P

Class Guys = Planet of Apes..:P

Class Girls = Charlies Angels..♥

Syllubus = Deep Blue Sea :)

Exam = Mission Impossible =P

Invigilator = Terminator.. :)

Result = 2012 (end of the world) .. 

KHAMBA BACHA ke.

Ek aurat koma main chali gai . . .
Pati murda samjh kr jalane chala ....
Raste main arthi khambe se takrane se
aurat ko hosh agaya...
1 saal bad aurat sach main mar gai . . .

Sab log RAM RAM SATYA hai bolty ja rahe thy
.
Lekin
.
Pati ki zuban pe ek hi baat thi
KHAMBA BACHA ke. .. KHAMBA BACHA ke :-

Ghar me 10 bacche the

LADY: Pandit ji meri shaadi ko 5 saal ho
gaye,
Par, Ek bhi baccha nahi hua!
.
.

.
Pandit: mein Badrinath me tumhare naam
ka
Diya jala dunga.

10 saal baad
.
Pandit uske ghar aaya.

Ghar me 10 bacche the.

Pandit: Mubarak ho!
baccho ke papa kaha hai.....??

LADY: Badrinath gaye hain, Diya
bujhaane.. :

IN 2020 Girl:

Girl: Boy ko dekh kar
.
.
Dekh yar kya item ja raha haisala
oye murgey tera no.

kya hai.........??

.
.
Boy: Behan ji Aap ke ghar me BHAI Baap Nahi hai kya..........??

.
Girl: Bhai Baap hai par tu nahi hai na re chikne.. :P

INDIAN WIFE

Husband: Aaj khane mein kya banaogi?
Wife: Jo aap kaho…

Husband: Pulao bana lo
<
Wife: Abhi kal hi to khaye the

Husband: To sabji roti bana lo
...
<
Wife: Bacche nahi khayenge

Husband: To chhole puri bana lo
<
Wife: Mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai

Husband: Eggs bhurji bana lo
Wife: Aaj mangalvaar hai

Husband: Paraanthe?
<
Wife: Raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai???

Husband: Hotel se mangwa lete hain change ho jaayega
<
Wife: Roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye

Husband: Kadhi chawal?
<
Wife: Dahi nahi hai

Husband: Idly sambar?
Wife: Usme time lagega. Pehle bolna chahiye tha na..!!

Husband: Maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lageg
Wife: Woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta

Husband: Phir ab kya banaogi?

Wife: Wo jo aap kaho……

Education related songs:

SCHOOL- Apni to paatshala masti ki pathshala
TUTION- Idhar chala mai udhar chala
...

MATHS- Ajeeb dastan hai yeh
SCIENCE- Aa khusi se kudkushi karle
GEOGRAPHY- Musafir hoon main yaaro
ECONOMICS-Kyu paisa paisa karti hai,paise pe kyu tu marti hai
EXAM- Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai
RESULT- Jiya dharak dharak
PASS- Aaj mai upar asman niche
FAIL- Jag suna suna lage...:

Bahut Pyar Karoge

Girl :-Tum To Kehte The Ke Tum Shaadi Ke Baad Bhi Mujhse Bahut Pyar Karoge.

Boy :-Mujhe Kya Pata Tha Ki Tumhari Shaadi Mujhse Hi Ho Jayegi.!

Boys kitna compromise kar lete hai

Boy apni classmate se- tum pass ho gayi.....?

Girl- haan 

Boy- muh to meetha karao

Girl- kisse......?..?

.

.

Boy- chalo kiss- se hi karado

Woh kitni galiyan de raha hoga

Train me 1 ladke ne T.T.E. Se
kaha
"Mujhe subah 4 baje patiala utha
dijiye ga,
main na jagu to jabardasti utar
dijiyega. 
Muje subah interview dena hai."
Subah 8 baje ladka jaga to patiala
nikal gaya tha...!
Ladka TTE ko maa bahen ki

galiyan dene lga..!
Logo ne TTE se kaha ke wo apko galiyan de raha hai
aur app chup-chap sun rahe hai.!!
.
.
... .
.
TTE- Main ye soch raha hun ki...
.
.
Subah jisko maine Zabardasti utar
diya hai
Woh kitni galiyan de raha hoga..:

aap samajdar nikle

1 shehar me train se 100 logo ka
accident ho gaya
1 pappu hi bach gaya
.
Reporter ne us se pucha -
ye sab kese hua?
.
Pappu - announcment huva shatabdi
express platform pe aa rahi hai
To sab ghabra kar platform se

kudkar patri pe aa gaye
.
Reporter - toh aap samajdar nikle jo patri pe nahi utre
.
Pappu - ji nahi, me suicide karne
aaya tha announcment sun kar
patri se hat kar platform pe aake let
gaya

Height of Insult..!

Guide: I welcome you all to Niagara falls. 
This is the World's largest waterfall & 
the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, 
even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard..!!
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Now may I request the ladies
to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagara Falls..!!!

Niche Se Nikal Gaya

Humne 1 MURGA pakda.
.
.
Tokri me band kia par wo Niche Se Nikal Gaya.
.

.
Fir pakda, fir niche se nikal Gaya.
.
.
.
Gussa Aaya.
.
.
Pakda,
.
.
Kaata,
.
.
Pakaya,
.
.
Khaya.
.
.
Sala Fir Niche Se Nikal Gaya.:D