INDIAN WIFE

Husband: Aaj khane mein kya banaogi?
Wife: Jo aap kaho…

Husband: Pulao bana lo
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Wife: Abhi kal hi to khaye the

Husband: To sabji roti bana lo
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Wife: Bacche nahi khayenge

Husband: To chhole puri bana lo
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Wife: Mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai

Husband: Eggs bhurji bana lo
Wife: Aaj mangalvaar hai

Husband: Paraanthe?
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Wife: Raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai???

Husband: Hotel se mangwa lete hain change ho jaayega
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Wife: Roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye

Husband: Kadhi chawal?
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Wife: Dahi nahi hai

Husband: Idly sambar?
Wife: Usme time lagega. Pehle bolna chahiye tha na..!!

Husband: Maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lageg
Wife: Woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta

Husband: Phir ab kya banaogi?

Wife: Wo jo aap kaho……