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Saturday 16 June 2012

Awesome Climax

Gujarati, Madrasi and Golu
were doing construction work on the 20th floor of a building.

They were having lunch. As Gujju opened his lunch box
he angrily said,
"Dhokla! If I get dhokla onemore time for lunch,
I'm going to jump off this building."

The Madrasi opened his lunchbox and exclaimed,
"Idli Sambhar... again!
If I get idli sambhar one more time I'm going to jump off too."

Golu opened his lunch and shouted with anger,
"Parontha again!
If I get a parontha one moretime, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Gujju opened his lunch box,
saw dhokla, and jumped to death.

The Madrasi opened his lunch,
saw idli sambhar, and jumped,too.

Golu opened his lunch,saw the parontha and
jumpe to his death as well.

At the funeral, Gujju's wife was weeping.
She said, "If I'dknown how really tired he was of dhokla,
I never would have given it to him again!"

The Madrasi's wife also wept and said,
"I could have given him dossa!
I didn't realize he hated idli sambhar so much."

Everyone turned to Golu's wife.
Golu's wife said,..........
."Don't look at me. He makes
his own lunch

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